Present day Glasgow. Albanian tourist ARTUR KOÇI collides with AILSA SALCOATS. Ailsa, a single woman desperate for a child, is a paralegal in her Glasgow law firm’s immigration department. Artur, a librarian, should be back in his homeland, but instead, presently finds himself as a night-time cleaner in Ailsa's office block.

Fate has dealt Artur a dangerous hand - he learns that he’s a target in a Kanun... one of the blood feuds that blights his country.  He cannot return safely, and he can’t claim asylum.  He’s now a man ‘trapped’ in Glasgow, with no status.  Effectively, he doesn’t exist!

An unlikely friendship is forged.  Moved by his predicament as a jeopardy-ridden tourist who cannot return home, Ailsa hatches an ingenious but questionably legal plan to help Artur get his indefinite residency.  Artur's role in this quid-pro-quo is simple... he merely has to get Ailsa pregnant!

The illicit collaborators become embroiled in the process of artificial conception… Artur is stocked up with syringes and sterile cups, while Ailsa is up to her elbows in ovulation and pregnancy testing kits. 

Emotions see-saw as Ailsa juggles domestic expediency with professional ethics; while Artur struggles to evade detection as an illegal worker.

Despite the cultural divide, the mismatched pair begin to sense there may be more to their alliance than mere procreation… but their budding romance is just one positive pregnancy test away from being over.