Present day Glasgow.  AILSA is Scottish - a single woman desperate for a child, she’s a paralegal in her Glasgow law firm’s immigration department.  ARTUR is Albanian - away from his real life back home as a librarian, he presently finds himself as a night-time cleaner in Ailsa's office block.  Artur came to Glasgow on a simple mission… his recently-deceased father, a footballer who played in that infamous match, had a lifelong dream to swap match shirts with his hero Danny McGrain - 45 years later Artur has traveled to fulfill that dream for his father.

But meanwhile, away from his homeland, fate has dealt Artur a dangerous hand - he learns that he’s a target in a Kanun… one of the  blood feuds that blights the country to this day.  He cannot return safely, and he can’t claim asylum.  He’s now a man ‘trapped’ in Glasgow, with no status.  Effectively, he doesn’t exist!  He needs a visa.

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When Ailsa & Artur’s lives collide, an unlikely friendship is forged.  Moved by his predicament as a jeopardy-ridden tourist who cannot return home, Ailsa hatches an ingenious but wrong-side-of-legal plan to help Artur get a precious Visa.  Artur's role in this quid-pro-quo is simple... he merely has to get Ailsa pregnant!

The illicit collaborators become embroiled in the process of artificial conception… Artur is stocked up with syringes and sterile cups, while Ailsa is up to her elbows in ovulation and pregnancy testing kits.  Emotions see-saw as Ailsa juggles domestic expediency with professional ethics; while Artur struggles to evade detection as an illegal worker. Despite the cultural divide, the mismatched pair begin to sense there may be more to their alliance than mere procreation… but their budding romance is just one positive pregnancy test away from being over.